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What is so delicate that saying its name breaks it. The last letter in the word mend and at the middle of middle and at the end of the word end is the letter D.

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These easy riddles are here to build your self-esteem or your knowledge if you fail do not get discouraged if you do not know the riddle answers.

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What has one eye but cant see. Unless you have very bad floors throw the egg any which way. There is no lamp no candle nothing. Otherwise it would be frustrating for you right.

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One of the children said he had been watching the television the second one said he has been drawing and the last born said he had been reading from the corner. What has many teeth but cannot bite. If you enjoy riddles you will probably love playing Trivia too. I am associated with Spring.

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I am soft to pet. The answers might not be what you expect because each one comes with a funny punchline for the solution. What can jump higher than a building. A joke is something you tell like a line or a story.

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What is a ghosts favorite fruit. As always I added the answers solutions as well. Want to get your child giggling. Anything that can jump buildings dont jump silly.

I am weightless but put me in a bucket and I will make it lighter. While riddles can be jokes not always and some jokes are in the form of riddles they are often not one in the same. These riddles are clever and humorous and funny enough to get a laugh from the answer. Invite all your friends for game night and end it with a fun section of riddles and charades.

What does the Invisible Man drink at snack time. I am dirty I love being filled with wood but someone only goes down on me once a year. If you want to break the embarrasing silence there is nothing better than a good joke or a tricky riddle. A riddle is something you ask someone that they have to figure out the answer.

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One day convinced he could improve things he told the head cook If you give me a paring knife I could peel these potatoes faster. Are jokes riddles. We have prepared two sets of jokes for you the two most popular ones. Great fun to use as an icebreaker.

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I am a word of letters three add two and fewer there will be. The woman is blind and is reading braille.